Cola from Cow Urine? Hmm Yum!

A Hindu cultural group wants to make a cola drink alternative to Pepsi and Coke and all those popular drinks. Ooh la la! Oh wait, I haven’t even gotten to the cool part yet! It’s gonna be made out of medicinal herbs and cow urine. The Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh  (RSS) plans to sell “Gau Jal”, roughly translated as “cow water”. How cool is that? I prefer it being called Gau Jal because then it sounds more exotic and it’s definitely more catchy than just plain old “cow water”. The cow is considered sacred to Hindus and the RSS has promoted cow urine as being the cure to many ailments and diseases. We’ll see…I might have to get me a case and try it out for myself! Wait, so how are they going to collect urine from cows for use? Are they going to have to invent a whole new machine? Sort of like a milking machine but different? The drink is currently being tested and will soon be on shelves. Anyone try it and then just let me know!

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